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Sparhawk usually wears a yuppy-ish looking polo shirt and pants (black, of course). He is always armed, carrying smaller concealed weapons when he's on the street, and big fscking weapons when he's on a mission.
Sparhawk makes it seem like he's not very smart, but in truth, he is quite intelligent. Sparhawk can be very manipulative, and uses his apparent lack of brains to his advantage, especially with enemies. Sparhawk is odd, and when he isn't busy, he can usually be found with Hakker and Keebler doing mischievous things. When he's hungry, he will eat at any nearby fast food store, and drinks mainly Jolt.
Sparhawk is trained in the use of bladed and projectile weapons. His weapons of choice are Electro-Magnetic Rail Guns, claymores, and cybersporksTM.
Sparhawk ran away from home after he discovered his family acting strangely. They were watching B'harne all the time, and they started to act like the children on the show. When his mother started having him "make believe his dinner," he took off. After a few months on the street, he was as a Taco Bell, sipping a soda, when he saw a strange character stealthily sneak in and raid their supply of sporks. Being bored, he went off after him, and struck up a conversation. After telling Keebler his story about why he was on the streets, Keebler informed him about Barney, and the Jihad.