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Usually dressed in a Spam or computer-related t-shirt and blue jeans. When it's cold, he wears long-sleeved flannel shirts or a denim jacket. Looks tall enough to play basketball, but has very poor athletic skills. He has many scars on his hands from mishaps with soldering irons.
Generically fits the term "slacker." He doesn't do much of anything constructive unless forced to do it. He posesses no strong opinions about anything, but has mild opinions about nearly everything. In fact, the only thing that usually drives him is avoidance of work. He procrastinates compulsively. Mostly harmless.
Nick wandered about aimlessly for most of his early life, finding solace first in the ranks of the stupid. Eventually, he happened upon the Jihad through dumb luck, in a spam crossposted between alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die and alt.stupidity. He abandoned his mentally deficient cohorts and began his life with the Jihad Against Barney, first in MAUL, and when MAUL lapsed into inactivity, here in VRDET.