VRDET Species Profile: Cowguin Elfpimp

The Cowguin Elfpimp is a rare and unusual species. There is only one in the world, "Keebler," and it is considerably frightening. However, it is not considered to be endangered, as the term "endangered" implies that we think it would be Good^TM to have it breed.

Appearance:

The Cowguin stands at 4'4", and weighs about 100 lbs. (45 kg.). It primarily appears to be sort of, erm, strange, which it is, and it will become even stranger in the presence of sporks, Jolt, or Spam. Worst of all, it may be wearing...THAT suit...

Habitat:

The Cowguin can be found with a Sparhawk in front of the spork bin of the local Taco Bell.

Diet:

The Elfpimp usually lives on a diet of Jolt and Spam with peanut butter and pineapple chunks on top.

Notes:

The Cowguin Elfpimp is very much not "mostly harmless." It will steal sporks, wave plastic hoes at you, and otherwise be, uhh...scary. However, once you get to know it, it will still seem dangerous, just maybe not as much. But then, what does this picture say to you?

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VRDET Species Profile: Cowguin Elfpimp

The Cowguin Elfpimp is a rare and unusual species. There is only one in the world, "Keebler," and it is considerably frightening. However, it is not considered to be endangered, as the term "endangered" implies that we think it would be GoodTM to have it breed.

The Cowguin Elfpimp is a rare and unusual species. There is only one in the world, "Keebler," and it is considerably frightening. However, it is not considered to be endangered, as the term "endangered" implies that we think it would be Good^TM to have it breed.