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Ignore that mysterious drowning feeling. It is natural at this time
of year between
the melting snows and the high level of drinking going on.
You are at home in bars this month as every tells you you already drink
like a...
Well, you drink a lot...
Your pushy nature will serve you well in the crowds to be found in the
bars
this month. Remember, the more you drink the less you will care when
others push back.
Be careful. Your hide is highly desired this time of year as trhe consumption
of beef will be up, especially of the corned variety. If you make it
to the
Holiday with your hide intact, partaking in canibalism won' draw funny
looks.
Put something other than water in your vessel this month.
Congratulations. A month where people don't traditionally think of crustacians
as something to eat all the time. Tis the month of the Corned Cow Hide.
In the jungle, the neon jungle, the lion drinks tonight. Don't drive.
This month will be very stressfull for you. I suggest you drink heavily...
Yes, I mean again...
Balancing will be difficult this month, avoid field sobriety tests.
The Color Green is not for you. Avoid the Holiday crowds and get drunk
alone.
Your aim will be true as long as you are aiming for the bar. Drinks
will
be on you this month.
Fleet of foot you may be, but no matter how good your climbing is
you can't outrun the bouncers at the pub forever.