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Ask JihadiiMy little brother has started watching the Hellwyrm. He sits there mesmerized by the show for hours and hours. He has even started taping the show so he can watch it even when it is not on. What can I do??? Signed Concerned Older Brother Dear Concerned, You need to immediately start exposing your little brother to Good Things[tm], like Heavy Metal Music[tm], Unhealthy Snacks[tm], and Jolt[tm]. If this doesn't do the trick you may have to bring him in to one of our De-Spongification Centers. Keep me informed. My Mother sits my little sister down in front of the Lavender Lard Lord every morning and won't believe me when I try to tell her how bad it is. What can I tell her to get through to her the harm it can do? Crazy From Concern Dear Crazy, Go to The Jihad Faq and read it. In there you will find many examples of Bad Things[tm] that It Of The One Tooth teaches, plus the Yermish Essay and other useful facts. Also check out The CoStDtA Reading Corner for Admiral Corti's Episode Reviews for specific examples in actual episodes to cite at her. |
Dear CrabbyI think Barney is great! Why are you so mean to him?!? Barney Lover Dear Sponge, Get a life! Eat something greasy from McDonalds and drink a Jolt[tm]. Listen to something by Megadeath or Judas Priest and, most importantly, TURN OFF THE DAMNED TV!!! I think you are all overreacting to Barney. It is just a kid's show. How can you be so against something that children love so much? I think you all need to find something more constructive to do with your time. A Proud Parent Dear Facilitator, Tried reading any of the episode reviews of FAQs before sending me this crap? Pu-leeze! There are so many things in B&F that can be potentially harmful I don't even know why I waste time responding to you morons. If you can read all of Doug Corti's reviews, the Yermish Essay, and all the other stuff we have amassed and can still say you see nothing wrong with B'harnii, then I think DCFS needs to take your children away from you! Of course that is my opinion, as always YMMV. |