Volume 1, Number 2

October 1999

B'harnii the Purple Putrescence was seen today in the schoolyard on a full fledged rampage. He was noted to be grabbing any child who could not outrun him and tear them to little pieces in his massive jaws. He also seemed to somehow feed on the childrens imaginations and grew to a much larger size than had previously.

The National Guard had to be called out to stop the rampaging demon from hell, and the Purple Pedophile successfully destroyed 6 tanks and 3 Armored Personel Carriers. Before the Air Force could bring an airstrike to bear on the schoolyard, It of the One Tooth vanished into the ether, escaping to the land of makebelieve.

While there are no officially available photos, as the military confiscated all news equipment at the scene, but we do have this artist rendering of the carnage (see picture at right). Any person's who have any information concerning the current whereabouts of the beast are asked to contact a government hotline at 800-555-HUNT.

By Rev. Cyohtee

Artist Rendering