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Ask JihadiiMy little brother, while I am in school, has started watching Barney. I can't control him when I am not there. What can I do to break him of the addiction? Signed Worried Older Sister Dear Worried, I think it is time for you to expose your brother to our patented Goot Stuff[tm] program of despongification. Your brother needs to be introduced immediately to Good Music[tm], Unhealthy Snacks[tm], Pro Wrestling[tm], and the awful truth about the Lavender Lard Lord (see the story on our main page). If you are unsure on any of this check out the The Jihad Faq for more info. Ok, so, my father actually went out yesterday and bought my baby sister a Baby Bop doll. I tried explaining to him why this is a bad thing, but he doesn't understand. He thinks B&F is a simple kids show. How can I convince him otherwise? Signed A Frustrated Kid Dear Frustrated , Chack out The Jihad Faq and The CoStDtA Reading Corner for Admiral Doug Corti's(retired) Episode Reviews, where he outlines many of the things that are wrong with specific episodes. Good luck |
Dear CrabbyI don't understand. Barney is just a kids show. You keep claiming that it is somewhow evil. How can a kids show be evil? Signed Father of 3 kids Dear Dippy Dad, If you can't figure out that bed messages and brainwashing can be included in a supposedly innocent "kids show" then I don't want to waste any more time on you. It Of The One Tooth is constantly bombarding children with messages like "Let's Play With A Stove", "Let's Catch Bees And Other Stinging Insects", "Let's Play With Other Peoples Things Without Permission Just Because The Owner Isn't Here Now", "Stealing Is OK If You Think The Person You Are Stealing From Doesn't Really Want What You Are Taking", "Cheating Is A Clever Solution To A Problem", and "A Stranger Is Just A Friend You Haven't Met Yet". Grow up, try spending some time with your kids, and stop using the damn TV as a baby-sitter. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too. Signed Barney The Great Dear Brain-Dead Moron, If you send me this crap again I will personally hunt you down and kill you myself. This mindless crap is what makes me go homicidal on spongin's heads. Of course that is my opinion, as always YMMV. |