The Jihad Herald

Misc. HellWyrm Funny Bits.

The 5th anniversary of the Barney Fun Page!

On October 14, 1994 a most valuable service, offered by the Barney Fun Page, opened it's doors for business. Who could have imagined that in the first year alone, Barney would be "hit" over 3,000,000 times. For those who've never stopped by the page, the Barney Fun Page allows you to choose a weapon, and with the click of your mouse turn the Hell Wyrm into a bloody mess.
Do yourself a favor, drop by the Barney Fun Page, and relieve some stress. While you're there, be sure to look around and let the creator know what you think of the fabulous service he's providing.

What's purple, has scorch marks, and smells like burning fat?	What's purple, red and green and goes round and round and round?
B'harnii In the Electric Chair	The hell wyrm in an industrial sized blender.
--Trooper Perseus, Doberman Empire	--Ensign KillJoy, TRES Omega

What do you do?

Question: You are stuck in an elevator with Sadam Hussein,
Fidel Castro, and Barney The Dinosaur. You have a gun with only
2 bullets in it and no other weapons. What do you do?

Answer: You beat barney to a bloody broken pulp with the
butt of the pistol, then you shoot him twice just to be sure.

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