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| Yellow Smiley Balloons 480 billion must sell!! 555-TRES make an offer. ------------- 23 Copies of Illuminatus! trilogy Excellent condition. Proof of health insurance required. ------------- 5-man Tent Slightly singed in places smells like WD-40. $25 O.B.O 555-8522 ------------- Capybaras 1 burlap sack full. 555-DINO, ask for FireBall ------------- Transfictional Portal Slightly Used, As Is. Last one left. Drop by #tjab ------------- Your Ad Here Advertise with us! contact Nex or Cyohtee. ------------- Purple Dinoasur Hide Boots Genuine Article. Made from recent off-dimensional kills $500 a pair 555-BOOT ------------- The Button Now you too can press The Button[tm] Yourself! Unlimied supply $5 each - 555-BOOM ------------- 5 (slightly) used Idaho potatoes. Perfect for Tactical Starch Dispenser (Spudzooka) When used properly, can kill a spongin up to 50 feet away. See Technician Forrest King (555-SPUD) for details. ------------- 1 high-powered weedwhacker. Works too well, must sell! Contact Nexx at VR front desk, preferably on a weekday when katze isn't there... ------------- Jihaddi Chemistry Cooking Set: Concoct White Chocolate Syrup, Candy "Carrots" and other seemingly Hellthy foods. Comes complete with sugars, colouring, various other chemicals, vials and molds. $19.99 or best offer. ------------- |
Pez Rifles new or used, any cond. Call 555-VRRD ------------- Language Tutor must speak Gibberish and English. 555-8747 ------------- Your Ad Here Advertise with us! contact Nex or Cyohtee. ------------- PR Damage Control Officer required immediately for over-seas posting. Must possess good communication and shoveling skills. ------------- Direct Marketing Relations Officer Excellent job, opportunity for advancement. Must be able to drive a forklift. ------------- Typists Needed Join our typists pool. Great Quality Incentive Program Wage Negotiable. 555-8522 ------------- Sponge-Minions For Medical Testing Top Dollar Paid for volunteers Contact Dr. Mengele 555-LABS ------------- Tribble Hunter See Lost & Found for details 555-1234 ------------- *** WANTED *** Top dollar paid for 480 billion yellow smiley balloons. If you have this call 1-800-LMO-FIRE, ask for Kervek. ------------- WANTED!!! Bulk coffee beans needed. We will pay top dollar. CALL 1-900-555-MAUL ------------- |
Ink Pen Black, slightly chewed 555-VRHQ ask for Nexx. ------------- Your Ad Here Advertise with us! contact Nex or Cyohtee. ------------- One Elf not housebroken please claim soon before house destroyed. 555-5555. ------------- Cling Peaches 1 can, slightly dented Found near TRES HQ Claim at TRES Officers Club ------------- Lost: My Innocence Lost when first seeing The Hellwyrm. If found, plese call 555-HELP ------------- Tribble Found Please claim before it and it's children eat me out of house and home. 555-1234 ------------- Mangos Too many to count Please claim soon, as they are starting to rot 555-6734 ------------- |
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SJF 18 seeks S/DJM For Purple Dino Hunting and Love. Box 234 ------------- Your Ad Here Advertise with us! contact Nex or Cyohtee. ------------- Dino is the savior and the light. Bask in the glory of his love. CoStDtA Book of Dino 12:25 ------------- |
Your Ad Here Advertise with us! contact Nex or Cyohtee. ------------- If you are lost and need guidance, come to the Jihad. They can help. www.jihad.net is for you! ------------- DJM34 seeks S/DJF 18-40 Long walks, B'harnii bashing, and love of Unhealthy Snacks[tm] a must. Box 9649 ------------- |
TRES Corps announces the Fall Festival of Fun Music, Merriment, and Spongin-whacking galore Oct. 1 thru 15th, TRES HQ ------------- Your Ad Here Advertise with us! contact Nex or Cyohtee. ------------- VRDET wants YOU! Adventure, Excitement and Danger! If this sounds fun to you, check us out! VRDET! We go beyond the veil ------------- |
