Volume 1, Number 4

December 1999

Well, the holiday season is once again upon us, and as the kidlings begin to clammer for their presents and make wishlists, we at The Jihad [tm] would like to take this time to request that parents not give in to their childrens requests for merchandise of "The Hellwyrm and Minions" [tm], i.e. Barney & Friends.

The only way to successfully fight the evil that is the Lyons Corp. is to hit them where it hurts, i.e., their pocketbooks. If they don't get those holiday sales it will effect the company financially, and maybe then they will listen to us and change their evil ways.

Now, I know that this is more of an opinion piece, and should probably be on the opinions page, but I felt that this was important enough to need attention called to it, so I have decided to forgo the article on Barney's secret plot for the new year until January's issue.

Have a pleasant holiday, whatever you may celebrate, be it Christmas, Chanukah, Quanza, Winter Solstice, or Bingo Night. :)

By Rev. Cyohtee

A Winter Scene