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Jihadii Horoscopes for the month of January, 2000



Aquarius: January 20 - February 18

You will be beseiged by millions of people who worship Libra and seek your unique talents.
You are the breath of life to Pisces especially.


Pisces: February 19 - March 20

Worms don't just swim around aimlessly waiting to be eaten. If a deal looks like a freebie,
check to see if there are strings attached.


Aries: March 21 - April 19

A blunt, forceful attitude can be useful to open stubborn doors
or knock down walls. It is especially good if you desire
leadership of a bunch of sheep.


Taurus: April 20 - May 20

There is a political campaign in full swing in America, so
you will be in evidence everywhere. The stock market is an especially
appealing arena for your talents.


Gemini: May 21 - June 20

Gemini this season are experiencing a split personality.
Sychronize your efforts with others and enjoy some together time.


Cancer: June 21 - July 22

As usual, you will avoid the straightforward approach of
everyone else. Be careful that it doesn't lead you under the hammer. Feel
free to follow your instincts in making use of Pisces.


Leo: July 23 - August 22

You will probably get the biggest share, no doubt due to an
intimidating presence. Accept your rightful position. Males will have a
comfortable existence most of the time. Females will enjoy a strong work ethic.


Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Purity and innocence are the watchwords for this season.
Beware perverts, ravishers, and cads. Abstinence is often easier than
moderation; but when it's time to let go, enjoy yourself.


Libra: September 23 - October 22

Millions of Americans will blame you for their own eating habits;
you will be applied extensively in scientific endeavors. Strive for
accuracy.


Scorpio: October 23 - November 21

People fear you, and rightly so. You have a sting which is often
useful if you are swift and careful.


Sagitarius: November 22 - December 21

Focus on your target, but aim high. Keep out of direct conflict.
You will be dissed by chevaliers, who will then shortly die.


Capricorn: December 22 - January 19

Control your baser urges, or people could get the wrong idea. You're
known as a glutton, so watch consumption as well. Virtually anything,
however, is palatable to you.


These Horoscopes are by guest astrologer Will Keith
and are for entertainment purposes only.


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