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Jihad Praxeum Veneficus Open for business


    After a chaotic start-up period, the JPV is ready and open for business.

First of all, congratulations to all initial members:
    Will Keith, High Councillor with a rank of 2nd Torus
    Lorin, High Councillor with a rank of 2nd Torus
    Katze Brenner, 2nd Torus
    Amanda Vanryhn, 3rd Dodecahedron
    DragonFyre, Bursar with the rank of 4th Cube
    LitBolt, 6th Rectangle
    Taniara, 7th Oval
    Theseus, 7th Oval
    Allan Hartaughe, 6th Rectangle

    The Jihad Praxeum Veneficus is an open gathering of Jihadii mages with the main goal of sharing knowledge and improving our magic-use.

    If you'd like to join, are an upstanding member of an Official Jihad[tm] Autonomous Organization, and are a magic-user, e-mail our Arch Chancellor at puppeteer@netscape.net.

    Or, for more information, http://jpv.jihad.net. We're currently working on our on-line library, so bear with us.

      Arch Chancellor Schneider



VRDET Bids fond Farewell to Maruchan

    HQ just won't be the same now that VR has had to say goodbye to another of it's commrades. Captain Maruchan Ramen, Explorations VR-2, one of VRDETs very first recruits and veteran of Op: Marraketh issued a letter of resignation on April 29th.

A formal dinner and retirement party will be held at VR HQ. Anyone wishing to contribute ramen, jolt and/or spam should contact Roberts at the VR recption desk.

In honor of Captain Ramens contributions to The Cause[tm] another Silver Spork will be hung in the HQ Foyer alongside those of Councillor Katze Brenner, Evil Genius Mal and Dark Phoenix.

Malcalypse The Seeker Leaves Jihad!

In an unbelievable, and unexpected by some, move, Sean Breen, aka Malcalypse The Seeker, a long standing and respected Jihadii and member of the Jihad Triumvirate and Verthandic Rangers High Council has announced his resignation from the Jihad, and in a surprise move called for the elimination of the entire movement. Many do not agree with the idea of the end of the Jihad, and it at present looks as if the final suggestion from this learned elder statesman will not be followed, it does bring about some amount of sadness in this reporters eyes. Below is the text in full of Mal's dramatic resignation letter posted to CGIab4d...
 


 
          To whom it may concern:

             Due to special circumstances (that amount more or less to general ennui on my part), I am officially resigning from the Triumvirate, from my post in the Verthandic Rangers, and taking an indefinite leave of absence from the JU 2.0 Project.

             I have been with the Jihad since the summer of 1995.  Through that time, I have seen things go up and down, back and forth. But never have I lost any faith that the Jihad would persevere, that it would continue.

              Now... I don't know anymore. I really don't. 

              The Jihad has been in a slump for more than two years. In those two years, almost nothing has happened; no new blood was infused, few stories were written (and even fewer released), and all the "active" Jihaddi did was sit around on IRC and trade Linux tips and dumb cow jokes. I don't claim to have been above
            that; I wasn't. I sat on IRC just as willingly as anybody else involved.

             For a long time, I treated the whole idea of "The Jihad is Doomed" as just another thing to mock the newbies and the occasional expatriate with. I think that I had some justification for that; after all, during those moments of internal strife, the Jihad managed to close ranks and stand together as a community. It certainly looked like it was impossible to break.

             But now, I think the Jihad has fallen into a fatal apathy. Nobody has any more real interest in the Jihad's activities. Only a handful want to continue writing/role-playing in the fictional universe, and even less want to talk about the real-world effects of a Barney-educated generation on society as a whole.

             That great departed Jihaddi (loved and hated by many) Deadlock said once -- I think he was quoting somebody -- "The Jihad is about having fun making fun of Barney."  Well, it's not happening anymore.  The joke has died. It died a long time ago, perhaps, but it's died the true death now.

             Therefore, as my last action as a Triumvir Praetor of the Jihad, I am recommending to my partners in crime, Melanie Davies and Shadur, that you and my successor draft a procedure for the orderly dissolution of the Jihad, shutting down *.jihad.net, and ensuring that alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die is properly rmgrouped.  I will personally assist Fireball and the other members of the JU 2.0 Project in closing that out, as well. If the Jihad is going to die, then dammit, it should close up shop with dignity, instead of wasting away as it has been.

             I don't expect this to be well-received. Still, I feel it has to be said, and it has to be done.

             It was fun while it lasted, but all things must end.

             Goodbye, farewell, amen,
             Reverend Sean M. Breen
             "Malaclypse the Seeker"

We at the Herald bid a sad farewell to Mal and wish him well out in the Real World. Come back and visit some time.

Rev Cyohtee


Welcome Back Galand!


  VRDET would like to take the time to welcome back, from a very long leave of absense, Dr. Forrester, Research and Developement.



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